January 2010
LOVE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
The mathematician de Moivre predicted his own...
haddie:
As he grew older, he became increasingly lethargic and needed longer sleeping hours. He noted that he was sleeping an extra 15 minutes each night and correctly calculated the date of his death on the day when the additional sleep time accumulated to 24 hours, November 27, 1754.
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_de_Moivre#Later_years)
Creepy , creepy mathematicians. OK off to bed...
I find it way too amusing adding le before english...
Do I hear a cry for examples ?
le tix
le time
le homework
le tired (classic)
le bonjour (best)
Le love
le day
etc.. I’m sure you get the point. I wonder when my friends will start hitting me ?
Why can't most people be like this or (Omegle...
Stranger: Hi :D
You: Heylooo
Stranger: yay a cheerful person :D
You: :D , are you cheerful ?
Stranger: Yep :D
You: Awesome
You: haha I should have guessed with the smileys (:
Stranger: indeed ;P
You: so
You: why are you happy ?
Stranger: im having a good day :D
You: good
You: im always happy :)
Stranger: being happy is a good thing! the world needs more happy people
You: ity does
You: it would def suck less
You: You have any ideas how to make that happen ?
Stranger: Cloning, we shoudl just clone all the happy people in the world
You: that would be awesome
You: happy clones .. though
You: it could be a bit creepy aswell
Stranger: ok then, Large scale mind control?
You: Yeah . i think that would be pretty cool as long as the happy people still had their opinions except the mean ones.
Stranger: Yer, im not entirely sure if the general public would agree to this, so it would have to be done by force
Stranger: but meh, sacrifice a few for the good of the many
You: true ,
You: it would be fro the greater good :)
Stranger: but then it would tip the universal balance between good and evil and the apocalypse would being
Stranger: begin*
You: Sigh that's probably ture
You: *true
Stranger: ah well, it would be pretty?
You: it would be a pretty apocalypse because people would be so happy they woulnd't care
Stranger: Yes! :D
Stranger: this sounds like a solid plan!
You: It does , now all it needs is a blueprint
Stranger: indeed :D
I'll post pictures of my flippin' awesome gay...
Srsly, I swear.
Hilarious African breakup letter (Gotta love it)
Dear Outside Woman This letter serves to officially inform you that with immediate effect your services as “outside woman” will no longer be needed. Due to the recent increases in the price of fuel and the continued escalation of the cost of living, it has now become increasingly difficult for me to continue supporting two women (namely you and de wife). Therefore, following a recent board...
I want to lock myself in my room and stay in bed...
I’m not in the mood for school and I haven’t done my work because i’ve been watching documentaries. Plus it’s 2 am. meh
Met a tailor this christmas called Harry Potter
Like seriously Harry freaking potter and he didn’t find it amusing that I was mind blown.
